September, 2001

Mo Rocca's Back To School Special

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The Back to School with Mo theme song:

Let's hit the books like the smart kids do!

Try out for football or row for crew!

You can be edumacated too!

It's back to school with Mo!

Bathe in communal shower stalls!

Binge on exotic alcohol!  

Graze on the ivy covered walls

It's back to school with Mo!

Bring a calculator for algebra

Your hopes and dreams and bulimia

Your three ring binder and your beanie hat

and your photograph of Yassir Arafat

So dump all your parents and chaperones

Sell reefer to pay off your student loans

Find a professor and jump his bones

You'll earn that 4.0!

Come back to school with Mo!!





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