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1998
With A. Whitney Brown and Brian Unger

Brian:
Tonight, Monica Lewinsky : Another Piece Of Tail. Sitting stage right, audience left, I'm Brian Unger.

A. Whitney:
Sitting stage left, on his right, I'm A. Whitney Brown, and this is Backfire!

Brian:
Can her career as an intern survive? Will and apology restore her credibility?

(shows a clip of President Clinton)
President Clinton:
...First and foremost, my family, also my friends, my staff, and my cabinet, Monica Lewisnky and her family, and the American People. I have asked all for forgiveness. 

Brian:
Forgive what? She's a '
ho!

A. Whitney:
Brian, you just don't get it. She's the victim here! Clinton has damaged her ability to function effictively as the office slut!

Brian:
Whitney, you can't judge Monica on this one instance. Taken as a whole, she's a great intern.

A. Whitney:
But, the world is laughing at us! This is the best we could come up with for America's Highest Ranking STANK?!?!?! I'm embarrassed!

Brian:
You're being way too harsh. Even a hoochie-girl has the right to a personal life. And of course, she should be punished.

A. Whitney:
Of course. She's ... been a bad girl.

Brian:
Spanking?

A. Whitney:
Oh yeah...

Brian:
Is a spanking enough?

A. Whitney:
Ooooh....she's been a very. naughty. girl. 

Brian:
...and what happens to naughty girls?

A. Whitney:
They get taken prisoner by the Pirate Captain!

Brian:
For stage right, audience left, I'm Brian Unger.

A. Whitney:
And from stage left, audience left, I'm A. Whitney Brown, and this has been Backfire!



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