November 4, 2004
With Jon Stewart and Ed Helms
The election is over. What's happening over there?
Well, Jon, the President is focusing on his agenda for the next four years:
Number One : Finishing the war in Iraq.
Number Two: Starting the war in three other countries.
Number Three: The Supreme Court has some vacancies to fill. The Constitution has some loose ends, and I'm not going to say that prayer will be mandatory, but let's just say thine loom and churn will be still on the sabbath, good man.
to be a busy four years!
Ed, uh...I have to say, what you're suggesting for his agenda is pretty radical moves considering that the country is still bitterly divided. Don't you think that Bush is going to have to make some concessions?
(laughs) Concessions?! Jon, this is a man who lost the popular vote last time, and interpreted that as a mandate! This time he won straight up 51 to 48%. To him that was a shut-out! You can be sure things are getting done around here! Word of advice, if you want to have gay sex or visit a library its probably your last night.
I didn't realize that.
Personally I'll be killing two birds with one stone.
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