October, 2002 (Real Player)

With Ed Helms, Stephen Colbert, Rob Corddry, Rachel Harris, and Mo Rocca

Ed Helms:
If Tom Daschle and Trent Lott were to engange in a bare-fisted, knock-down, smackdown, cage match....

Stephen Colbert:
Lott would definitely win...

Rob Corddry:
Daschle.

Rachel Harris:
I would have to say Daschle, simply because I think he is a time bomb waiting to explode.

Mo Rocca:
Senate majority leader Tom Daschle is from the heartland, and he's a very well built, strong man, but Lott is a member of the NRA, so I think he can just gun him down. It would be over pretty quickly.

Ed Helms:
I gotta tell you, Daschle's scrappy, you know? He's like...he's just a wirely, fiesty, little guy. You can tell Lott's a street fighter, you know? He'd grab dirt and throw it in Daschle's eyes, and Daschle would stumble back like a wounded bear, and then Lott would kick him right in the coin purse. 

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