January 12, 2005
With Jon Stewart 


I am hurtened in other ways, ladies and gentlemen. This knocked me off my socks, and I don't know what to say about it, uh... why they (holds up People Magazine with a cover about Brad and Jen's separation) by the way, this is the January 24th issue, so it will tell us why they split in the future! Uh... you may say 'Jon, you've been in this business for a long time, why are you hurtened by this?' And I'll tell you why, because I was reading People Magazine on January 17th, and it says "Brad and Jen's Romantic Getaway", that was just a week earlier...you made me believe!! By the way, (pointing at January 17th issue with a small feature  about the tsunami on the side of the cover) some other shit happened in Asia, by the way...but Brad and Jen knocked that right off the cover! 

Previous Transcript - List of Transcripts - Next Transcript