January 12, 2005
With Jon Stewart
Jon:
I am hurtened in other ways, ladies and gentlemen. This knocked me off my socks,
and I don't know what to say about it, uh... why they (holds up People
Magazine with a cover about Brad and Jen's separation) by the way, this is
the January 24th issue, so it will tell us why they split in the future!
Uh... you may say 'Jon, you've been in this business for a long time, why are
you hurtened by this?' And I'll tell you why, because I was reading People
Magazine on January 17th, and it says "Brad and Jen's Romantic
Getaway", that was just a week earlier...you made me believe!! By the way,
(pointing at January 17th issue with a small feature about the tsunami
on the side of the cover) some other shit happened in Asia, by the way...but
Brad and Jen knocked that right off the cover!